We've already suggested some F1-themed presents for fans to buy, but what kind of present would you get for drivers or team managers. Here's some suggestions. Not all of them are available in the shops...
Paul Di Resta
$15 million and a Mexican accent...or...Allan McNish's sportscar drive...or...a loan spell of David Coulthard's lucky underpants
A doggy dressing up kit for Roscoe, so that he too can come to grands prix in Mercedes Petronas gear (and designer shades)
Reasons To Be Cheerful by Ian Dury and the Blockheads
A fluffy pink piggy friend for his fluffy pink piggy mascot that Dasha gave him. Taking that into the garage is true love. So let's take that test a little further.
A Williams contract for Rob Smedley
A customized T-shirt with a Lewis Hamilton radio message: "You need to give me more feedback, man!"
The official 5:2 Diet book
Toby Young's best-selling book, How To Lose Friends and Alienate People
There's still a couple of things he could learn
A Pirelli calendar... to throw darts at
The I-Spy Guide to F1 Cars How to recognise the entire 2013 grid just from staring at their rear wings.
A Tardis to take him back to the point at the end of the 2012 season when one of the McLaren engineers said: "You know what, we could just stick with this car and develop it a little bit..."
An annual membership to the St Johann-in-Tyrol bowls club - there are so many better things he could be doing with his Sunday afternoons
Sauber's Pitlane Release Guy