It’s that time of the year when resolutions are made, and probably won’t be long before most are broken…
Having taken the role of spectator at the 2015 Brazilian GP, cameraman at the 2016 race, this year the Spaniard wants to try his hand at the mechanic’s job.
Learn the ins and outs of social media with help from Donald Trump – he “might f*** up a lot things but out of the changes a lot of good things would come.”
Reclaim his title
To wait until at least race three before swearing at another driver/official
Find brakes that work
See how many rival drivers he had persuade to drink out of his shoe
Find someone to blow his trumpet because it is getting a bit tedious doing it himself
Find the point, because last year he could not
Try to not be Nico Rosberg
Seeing how many people he can piss off.
Regain Daniil Kvyat’s trust, or not.
Prove he is not in Formula 1 because his dad is a billionaire