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Luis Suarez Takes a Bite Out of F1

Saturday 28th June 2014

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How about a Gerhard quarter-pounder?

How about a Gerhard quarter-pounder?

Luis Suarez has hit the headlines the world over this week after his bite on an Italian defender during Uruguay's World Cup game against Italy.

Football websites have gone into overdrive to produce Suarez memes: Suarez recipes, Suarez take-away lists, plus the YouTube sensation 'Suarez Bit My Finger'.

If Luis transferred his skills to F1, obviously his team would have to be very careful with the Clutch Bite-point check, as well as keeping him out of the Wall of Chompions in Montreal. They'd also have to keep him away from this little lot:

Bernie Eccles Cake

Charlie Moroccan Fried Whiting

Damon (Hill) and Pineapple

Gerhard Burger, with cheese

Toro Rosso's Franz Toast

Allan McNish and Chips

Kimi Rack-of-Lamb

Jackie Stew-ate

Juan Manuel Fang-y-o

Ralf Chew-Macher

Lewis Ham-ilton

Nico Rosberg lettuce

So, who else should be on the F1 (Alain) menu...? Nominations below...

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