Luis Suarez has hit the headlines the world over this week after his bite on an Italian defender during Uruguay's World Cup game against Italy.
Football websites have gone into overdrive to produce Suarez memes: Suarez recipes, Suarez take-away lists, plus the YouTube sensation 'Suarez Bit My Finger'.
If Luis transferred his skills to F1, obviously his team would have to be very careful with the Clutch Bite-point check, as well as keeping him out of the Wall of Chompions in Montreal. They'd also have to keep him away from this little lot:
Bernie Eccles Cake
Charlie Moroccan Fried Whiting
Damon (Hill) and Pineapple
Gerhard Burger, with cheese
Toro Rosso's Franz Toast
Allan McNish and Chips
Juan Manuel Fang-y-o
Nico Rosberg lettuce
So, who else should be on the F1 (Alain) menu...? Nominations below...
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