F1’s New Year’s resolutions


It’s that time of the year when resolutions are made, and probably won’t be long before most are broken…

Fernando Alonso
Having taken the role of spectator at the 2015 Brazilian GP, cameraman at the 2016 race, this year the Spaniard wants to try his hand at the mechanic’s job.

Bernie Ecclestone
Learn the ins and outs of social media with help from Donald Trump – he “might f*** up a lot things but out of the changes a lot of good things would come.”

Lewis Hamilton
Reclaim his title

Sebastian Vettel
To wait until at least race three before swearing at another driver/official

Romain Grosjean
Find brakes that work

Daniel Ricciardo
See how many rival drivers he had persuade to drink out of his shoe

Esteban Gutierrez
Find someone to blow his trumpet because it is getting a bit tedious doing it himself

Marcus Ericcson
Find the point, because last year he could not

Valtteri Bottas
Try to not be Nico Rosberg

Max Verstappen
Seeing how many people he can piss off.

Helmut Marko
Regain Daniil Kvyat’s trust, or not.

Lance Stroll
Prove he is not in Formula 1 because his dad is a billionaire